Sexual passion in the water

"Let us bathe, splash, swim, dive, turn somersaults in the tub in a tub, a tub, a river, brook, ocean, and in the bath and the bath, everywhere and always - the eternal glory of the water!". Korney Chukovsky, "Moidodyr.



About tumbling in the water and we'll talk.
Probably, it is difficult to find a women's magazine, which is at least once is not advised readers in the manner of seduction favorite object of attention of men to take with him a bath. Certainly foam. After a candlelight dinner and before the silk sheets. Of course, it is good, but with the silk sheets lining: sex on them is not so simple, they are slippery. Therefore proceed to the main part of the program is possible without further displacement in space, right in the bath
Problems. Crowded, uncomfortable and - you do not believe it! - Dryly. Because the natural vaginal lubrication, of course, be washed off with water. In addition, detergents, hitting with the water on the mucous intimate organs, can cause discomfort and even irritation, if you have sensitive skin



Decisions. Equip the bathroom comfortable and secure handrails. Take fitness to sexually acrobatic exercises did not interfere with having fun. Before we make love, wash off with itself and with a partner all the soap. But the problem is not solved radically lubrication. As a stopgap measure can be recommended to use synthetic oil-based lubricants - but they dissolve latex, therefore, incompatible with condoms.



In ban

Two of the myth of water

With sex in the water are two myths about contraception.

One says if sperm got into the water, can "zatech" in the vagina, creating a risk of unwanted conception. Another - on the contrary, that the water can not protect themselves, because all sperm "wash" from the vagina with water.

Both - the perfect absurdity.



Directly during coitus small amount of water can really get inside, but expect that it would "wash away" all the hundreds of millions of sperm to a single, somewhat naive. On the other hand, if ejaculation occurs in the water, so at this very moment vaginal wall are closed, and nothing anywhere not go numb.



In the old days in Russia believed that the swab (spirits living there) had raped women. Very convenient explanation for the concealment of sin that is so, and pushing razomlevshee body, twilight and dense clouds of steam. Bath and to this day remains a place for revelry, however, for reasons quite prosaic: the housing problem. Young people at home parents, those who are older - children. Yet the view that the bath - it is certainly hot spot, greatly exaggerated. Intrusion into steam platoon priestesses of love will not. So nothing improper to go to the bath with her husband or boyfriend, no. At the same time and sweat.



Problems. Steam treatments associated with a large load on the cardiovascular system. Sex - too. Death on the top of the pleasures of a heart attack caused by overheating, maybe romantic, but it seems somewhat premature.



Decisions. In no case had not had sex either directly in the steam room or in the icy font, or immediately thereafter. Wait at least fifteen minutes. Yes, by the way: if in the common room is a billiard table, it is also better to spare, since reimbursement rates spoiled equipment will fly you to a pretty penny



The lake and river

Some have celebrated Midsummer night on the eve of summer solstice. But others prefer to focus on the church calendar, and Midsummer's Day celebrated on 7 July, means they traditional night of swimming naked is just ahead. And swim they did not innocent.



Problems. In our corrupt civilization age is difficult to find enough clean water reservoir that was not terribly easy to plunge into it, not to mention something more intimate. Rapid sex may cause minor irritation in the "peaceful" conditions completely invisible. But the wily microbes, whom in dirty water, pardon the pun involuntary, a dime a dozen, this dostato. The second problem - rocks, snags, or simply junk and debris on the bottom - is relevant not only in terms of lovemaking.



Decisions. Go back away from the city, in the wild, uninhabited places. Use Myramistin or other antibacterial agents of local action. Examine the bottom of the plot, which you intend to use as a testing ground for amorous pleasures, for submerged rocks and other artifacts.



At sea

The phrase "trip to the resort" often used as a euphemism for sexual adventures, random novels and other holiday lyrics. A successful holiday is measured not only the intensity of tan or dropped pounds, but the number of broken hearts. With such an extensive holiday program without dipping into the sea in an intimate view does not circumvent
Problems. Salty sea water corrodes the lungs scrapes and microscopic lesions and cracks, as mentioned above, delivering sharp, but the unpleasant sensations. Also, the salty sea, the stronger the water "pops" up. Besides waves demolish. In general, stay on the spot, so even perform specific body movements that require a reliable stop, not so easy. But the amorous exploits - the fact and exploits. Just would not drown.



Decisions. If the nearest pharmacy to far, and after sex burning sensation or irritation - keep in mind that a slight antiseptic action has saliva. Zalizyvanie such "wounds" (you - the partner, he - you) is not only useful but also pleasant. Do not have sex in the sea with strong waves. And it's better to stay closer to shore.